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quipsofq (30)in #satire • 8 years ago
Creature-Loving Vegan Laughs Maniacally While Massacring Mosquito In Bedroom
Scott Porter was in the middle of a wonderful wet dream — involving a Ferrari, his boss, a childhood crush and a large tub of oyster sauce — before his unconscious fun suddenly…
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quipsofq (30)in #funny • 8 years ago
Outright Brat Referred to as ‘Gifted’ by Willfully Ignorant Mother
Seven-year-old Ethan Hunter, aspiring astronaut or movie star, has been labelled ‘gifted’ by his young mother, despite the fact that everyone he has come into contact with is of…
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quipsofq (30)in #satire • 8 years ago
Man to Have Legs Amputated after Failing to Find a Seat While Shopping With Girlfriend
In a tragic story from Sydney CBD Westfield shopping centre yesterday, local man Grant Garry had to be rushed to hospital after failing to find a seat for more than five hours…
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quipsofq (30)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago
G'day - My Steemit Intro
G'day legends. My name's Matt, and I'm a mad Australian blogger with satirical tendencies. In my spare time, I'm a software developer, working away trying to fix the things that…
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