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rock2 (25)in #funny • 8 years ago
Someday, we'll all look back on this and plow into a parked car..:\
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.. Bumper Stickers: Lord help me to be the…
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rock2 (25)in #funny • 8 years ago
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway :>>>
I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said I don't follow you Coffee pot: $50, Coffee: $10, Coffee cup: $4, Coffee filters: $0.99, Peeing…
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rock2 (25)in #funny • 8 years ago
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi. :"""
Make crime pay, become a lawyer. Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is a crime? I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I…
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rock2 (25)in #funny • 8 years ago
What do you call two fat people having a chat? - A heavy discussion:]]]
They say money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye". How guy's propose: On one knee. How girl's propose: "I'm pregnant!" Ah, 'Friday'... my second favorite F-word. I…
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rock2 (25)in #funny • 8 years ago
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. :>>>>>
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat…
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rock2 (25)in #funny • 8 years ago
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look! :DDDD
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. I sometimes go to my own little world, but that’s okay, they know me there. I don’t have an attitude; I have a personality you can’t…
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rock2 (25)in #funny • 8 years ago
According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella. :}}}
Just you keep on talking, for sure someday you’ll say something intelligent. I’ll be there to catch you whenever you fall. Love, the floor. The first five days after the…
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rock2 (25)in #funny • 8 years ago
I promise to give you a ring everyday. (an alarm clock):))))
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..." What did the stamp say to the envelope? You stick with me and I…
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rock2 (25)in #funny • 8 years ago
It is what's inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example. :)
Always be yourself. Unless you can also be a unicorn. In that case, always be a unicorn. If a man said he'll fix it, he'll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months…
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rock2 (25)in #funny • 8 years ago
Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. haha...
Alcohol won't solve your problems, but It can give you an interesting set of the new ones. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. I don't…
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rock2 (25)in #car • 8 years ago
The way Chinese modify their cars
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rock2 (25)in #crypto • 8 years ago
投资这事儿只能靠自己
在半个月前币市火热的气氛中, 入了某只新币并一直持有至今, 其结果可想而知. 我持币的信心在很大程度上是受某位高手的影响, 其影响之大令我忽略了对整个市场形势的分析. 当然, 现在回过头分析是有点事后诸葛亮的意思, 谁也不能预知未来. 但我想总结的是我在这件事中的失误. 主要失误是: 在任何时候都应该以保住本金为第一原则.…
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