shehu1602 (38)in #joke • 7 years agoLaugh SmallLaugh small my people!! A graduate in Biology was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo. In the interview…shehu1602 (38)in #advice • 7 years agoThe Journey Together Is So ShortA young lady sat in a bus. At the next stop a loud and grumpy old lady came and sat by her. She squeezed into the seat and bumped her with her numerous bags. The person sitting…shehu1602 (38)in #advice • 7 years agoSpecial mealA certain guy walked into a hotel and after perusing through the menu, ordered for some food. After about 20 mins a group of guys walked in and ordered for their food too. To…shehu1602 (38)in #joke • 7 years agoGM at Eco BankMAN: hi baby? LADY: hello. MAN: I love u. LADY: thanx. MAN: will u marry me? LADY: what do u do for a living? MAN: I am a GM at Eco bank. LADY: wow! i like men with high…shehu1602 (38)in #joke • 7 years agoJust ImagineJust imagine how worsening the Nigerian condition is getting ooooo... Imagine! An accident occurred today, 11 injured, 12 died. So d minister for transportation came and…shehu1602 (38)in #joke • 7 years agoTeStImOnYFrom a member Menstruation Testimony! 😬😬😬😬😬😬 During the testimony in church service; The 16-years old Pastor's daughter stood up and said.... "Praise the Lord!"…shehu1602 (38)in #advice • 7 years agoMan and womanAfter reading, I know you will support this if you are a woman or against it if you are a man. “Many women look 3 times older than their age because of stress and exhaustion.…shehu1602 (38)in #wisdom • 7 years agoWHEN A WOMAN FEELS LOVEDDo you love your wife? I know you will say YES. But that is not the question. The real question is: does your wife feel loved? Think about it and keep the answer aside. When a…shehu1602 (38)in #advice • 7 years agoBE WISEMufti Menk He makes everything clear in the best & easy way to understand. I love this peace WISE WORDS Buffalos kill 7 people every year. Lions kill 500 people every…shehu1602 (38)in #story • 7 years agoHOW KIND IS ALLAH☪🕌 How Kind is Allah! 🕌☪ There lived an idolator in the past who made an idol out of stone and would worship it everyday. He would call it upon it by saying "Ya Sanam."…shehu1602 (38)in #joke • 7 years agoWHO GO PAY FOR MEI used N4,000 to buy fuel for my car, so I decided to use the remaining N1,000 I had left in my pocket to get some food in a restaurant before I face the traffic. As I ordered…shehu1602 (38)in #advice • 7 years agoWHEN YOU DIE When you die, don't worry. Don't be concerned over your decaying body because people will take care of what is required. *They will.. *1 - Buy you new white clothes *2 -…shehu1602 (38)in #dream • 7 years agoQUESTIONS & ANSWERSQ U E S T I O N S 👇🏿 Last month, I had a terrible DREAM that seriously frightened me.. In the dream,, I saw myself RESURRECTED BLIND receiving TOURCHORE/PUNISHMENT after…shehu1602 (38)in #lesson • 7 years agoA MESSAGE BY GEORGE CARLINGGEORGE CARLIN Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George…shehu1602 (38)in #counseling • 7 years agoDEAR SINGLES"MARRIAGE is like a shoe. When you wear oversize, be ready to drag it along through out life, and when you wear under-size be ready to feel the pains through out life". One…shehu1602 (38)in #joke • 7 years agoJokeGovernment announced that if U have 5 kids, ur salary will be increased to #500,000. A man heard the news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to…shehu1602 (38)in #relationship • 7 years agoGuilty and RightThere were two houses standing next to each other. In one of them resided a very unhappy family. The spouses yelled at each other, they fought and quarreled all the time. The…shehu1602 (38)in #unity • 7 years agoTOGETHERNESS🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀. ☘☘☘☘☘☘☘☘☘☘☘ No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of 🍀🍀 FORGIVENESS.🍀🍀…shehu1602 (38)in #sin • 7 years agoSMALLEST ARE THE DEADLIESTBuffalos kill 7 people every year. Lions kill 500 people every year. Hippos kill 800 people every year. Spiders kill 5000 people every year. Scorpions kill 7000…shehu1602 (38)in #advice • 7 years agoMATHEMATICAL DIFFERENCES2+5=7. 6+1=7. 3+4=7. 7-0=7 7+0=7. 9-2=7. 8-1=7. 11-4=7 15-8=7 14/2=7. 21/3=7. 70/10=7 7x1=7 ✍What is my point?? ✍My point is that there are so many…