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shovelling-coal (49)in #movies • 9 years ago
Fight Scene breakdown: "Disciples of the 36th Chamber" (1985) (Part I)
Hello Steemit, shovelling-coal here back from a small hiatus to take a bit of a different direction in order to ENTERTAIN YOU, YOU SPOILED CHILDREN share a small scene…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #humour • 9 years ago
How Computers Mine for Crypto Currency (EXPLAINED)
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shovelling-coal (49)in #marijuana • 9 years ago
Single Parent Found Alive and Well in Playground with their Children after Smoking Marijuana
Another shocking event in an already horror-laden news week, Jan Armiensen, single mother of two, was found in a public playground with her children (4 and 6 years old) high on…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #writing • 9 years ago
Remember that one time late at night? [free]
Do you remember that time when we all stood around on the grass in a circle? And the seagulls and pigeons were posturing in the square, hunting for breadcrumbs, running from…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #raptorjesus • 9 years ago
God Officially Apologizes to Dinosaurs for Accidental Extinction Event
In what he admits is long overdue, religious figure and creator of all existance, God, (known by various names throughout the world) has finally released a two-page apology…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #mma • 9 years ago
Comedian Joe Rogan Discovers he is Pregnant with Kittens
Sports commentator/podcast host Joe Rogan has happily announced that he is expected to become the father to a litter of kittens in a few short week's time. The tattooed comic…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #news • 9 years ago
Semi-Automatic Laughter Heard in Shopping Mall in Hamburg - Possible Humorist Attack
HAMBURG, Germany - Notorious humorist organization Osiris has again wreaked havoc on the unsuspecting populace today as bursts of semi-automatic laughter are heard in a popular…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #feminism • 9 years ago
Feminist Grows Beard in Defiance of Patriarchy
Political Activist Barbera Mentum has announced on her various social media sites yesterday that she will be growing a beard in order to help "defy the patriarchy and prove that…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #pics • 9 years ago
Photo of Cat in Window
One of my (usually terrible) Steemit posts made a bit of money so I took my friend out for breakfast, and afterwards we saw this cat having on ok time.
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shovelling-coal (49)in #humanity • 9 years ago
First Ever Robot with Artificial Intelligence Kills Itself
Project Malcolm, the Artificial Intelligence project in supercomputing, was one of the most ambitious AI projects ever undertaken by human kind. Sadly, the project has been…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #whales • 9 years ago
Steem Whalers Arrested for Hunting Internet Crypto-Currency Enthusiasts
Two men are awaiting trial after being caught on the high seas armed with harpoon-guns and mobile phones. The two men were allegedly hunting Steem Whales, an endangered species…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #ibsnews • 9 years ago
IBS News - Satirical News of Steemit. (Collection)
15-Year-Old Alt-Right Conservative Complains of being Persecuted for his Racist Opinions Cellist Yo-Yo Ma Scheduled to Fight Hologram of Frank Zappa Earth Experiences…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #sjw • 9 years ago
15-Year-Old Alt-Right Conservative Complains of being Persecuted for his Racist Opinions
A sad day for believers of free speech today after the release of a viral video made by 15-year-old self-defined "Alt-Right" conservative Ben Castellan in which the…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #steemit • 9 years ago
Steemit Hear My Plea: Shame the Disgusting Self-Promoters
Has anyone else noticed the amount of shameless self-promotion currently going on in comment threads? If you've been using steemit fairly regularly recently you've probably seen…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #music • 9 years ago
Cellist Yo-Yo Ma Scheduled to Fight Hologram of Frank Zappa
A bizarre and slightly unexpected rift has opened between music-lovers today, after world-renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma angrily challenged the returned hologram form of Frank Zappa…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #marijuana • 9 years ago
Earth Experiences Shocking Change as Pot Smokers get Rich on Steemit
In an almost unbelievable turn of events, late-night internet shitposters and fans of the chronic have suddenly become a dominating force in the world economy as thousands of…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #steemit • 9 years ago
Billionaire Bill Gates Complains his Steemit Blog Posts aren't getting Enough Attention
Tragedy befell the well known inventor of the Windows brand yesterday, after yet another of his personal blog posts went almost entirely unnoticed by the Steemit community…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #news • 9 years ago
Florida Man Aims to Marry Least Popular Weekday
Bizarre fetishes have recently become a topic of interest following greater exposure to the niches of society available to be seen through television and, especially, the…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #trump • 9 years ago
Donald Trump Withdraws as Presidential Candidate to sell Shamwows Online
Shocking tens of millions of people worldwide, meme mogul and presidential possibility Donald Trump has announced this morning that he is withdrawing from the presidential…
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shovelling-coal (49)in #satire • 9 years ago
Single Parent Found Alive and Well in Playground with their Children after Smoking Marijuana
Another shocking event in an already horror-laden news week, Jan Armiensen, single mother of two, was found in a public playground with her children (4 and 6 years old) high on…
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