• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 152018734

  Chuck Norris can solve a paradox.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 15201854

  Switzerland guarantees its neutrality by paying Chuck Norris a tribute of 10 million dollars and 52 hot women each year.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 152018234

  Nuck Choriss still craves Chuck Norris' penis!!!!!!

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 15201804

  Chuck Norris doesn't eat limes. He eats limestone.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 1420182134

  In the Matrix, how can you tell it from the real world? Well, in the real world, all leading roles played by different actors who always get the girl are actually Chuck Norris.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 142018194

  Chuck Norris once ate a rubix cube and shit th all spark. Chuck norris once had sex with a mermaid and that's how micheal phelps was born.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 1420181634

  Chuck Norris fired Donald Trump...with a flamethrower.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 142018144

  at Chuck Norris's wedding the best man was the country of united states

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 1420181134

  A movie critic told Chuck Norris "my dilemma is whether so watch one of your movies or watch paint dry". Chuck told him "my dilemma is whether to rip off your scrotum or punch…

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 14201894

  Chuck Norris once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke......that truck is now know as Optimus Prime

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 142018634

  Chuck Norris possesses a commanding, cool-eyed stare that can make panties spontaneously combust.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 14201844

  A Chuck Norris stare can literally burn holes through you.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 142018134

  Chuck norris once squeezed a m&m so hard that it became a skittle.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 132018234

  Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for their life.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 1320182034

  Chuck Norris doesn't commit susicide, susicide commits him

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 132018184

  If you make a spelling or grammar error when typing "Chuck Norris", you immediatly get killed by Chuck Norris.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 1320181534

  Chuck Norris once punched a guy so hard he turned into a gravestone.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 132018134

  Chuck Norris ejaculated into the ocean and created the Sperm Whale.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 1320181034

  If you see Chuck Norris in the wild, he may eat right out of your hand, because Chuck Norris has no natural predators.

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• sperm (43)in #chucknorris • 7 years ago

  Chuck Norris: 132018516

  Chuck Norris fooled The Who again.

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