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tezza (42)Hivebuzz level badge

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  • tezzajw (42)in #humour • 7 years ago
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    A matter of perspective?

    One of my friends posted this picture on a social media platform, today. I scrolled part-way down the page and looked at it again. All I saw was an arse crack. Just a matter of perspective???
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  • tezzajw (42)in #f1 • 7 years ago
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    Boycotting F1 With No Grid Girls.

    I've watched nearly every F1 race from 2008. It has recently been announced that the grid girls are being cut, as they no longer suit 'modern day societal norms'. Fuck you, F1…
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  • tezzajw (42)in #anarchy • 7 years ago
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    Corrupt System

    The legal system is corrupt. Completely and totally corrupt. Dip your toe into any legal 'matter' and discover how much you will be charged to participate inside the framework…
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  • tezzajw (42)in #law • 8 years ago
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    Buick MacKane

    The Gunners version: I know what to do. I'm gonna' ... ... ... ... you. I think that's a paragraph from Law Book 101.
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    • tezzajw (42)in #dating • 8 years ago
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      The Seven F-Zones of (Internet) Dating.

      This is not meant to be a definitive masterpiece. It is a subjective opinion based loosely on anecdotal evidence and hearsay story-telling :) Internet dating can lead to…
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      • tezzajw (42)in #anarchy • 8 years ago
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        Why the situation is grim...

        Yesterday, I had a small debate with a friendly acquaintance. We have different opinions and we respect that. We both enjoyed the back-and-forth. He recently started working…
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        • tezzajw (42)in #seti • 8 years ago
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          Modified Drake Equation?

          N = R x fp x ne x fe x fi x fc x L N = 2318700 x 0.1 x 0.15 x 0.1 x 0.1 x 0.1 x 0.1 N = 3 I like those odds!
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          • tezzajw (42)in #anarchy • 8 years ago
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            The system has fucking failed.

            This system needs to crash. It's only a matter of when. I can't stand living in this bullshit world of government and bankster control. Fuck being a debt slave for much…
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            • tezzajw (42)in #armada • 8 years ago
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              Armada Store Champs

              I played an Armada Store Champs over the weekend. Round 1 - I was outplayed by a better opponent for a 4-7 loss. Round 2 - I clubbed a baby seal for a 8-3 win. Round 3 - I…
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              • tezzajw (42)in #contract • 8 years ago
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                Bust A Deal, Face The Wheel!

                Bust a deal, face the wheel! Unless the deal is on a blockchain, protected by mathematical encryption.
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                • tezzajw (42)in #bitcoin • 8 years ago
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                  Bitcoin TV Series?

                  Yes, it will pull back and there will be a subsequent drop in ratings along with negative comments.
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                  • tezzajw (42)in #bitcoin • 8 years ago
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                    Bitcoin: The Dollar Terminator!

                    I'd hate to be an unbacked fiat dollar!
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                    • tezzajw (42)in #bitcoin • 8 years ago
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                      Would you prefer bitcoin or Skynet?

                      Turn it into a game. See if you can wake up one sheep, per week.
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                      • tezzajw (42)in #megadeth • 8 years ago
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                        Worldwide Global Reset.

                        Bring it on!
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                        • tezzajw (42)in #countdown • 8 years ago
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                          "Countdown"

                          X-Wing has a "Countdown". Megadeth has Countdown to Extinction. Tick fucking tock... not long to go. All we need is just a little patience.
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                        • tezzajw (42)in #spaceenergies • 8 years ago
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                          Space Energies.

                          Space energies. There's no denying it, they're real. They affect all kinds of wildlife, animals, humans, sub-humans, wandering monsters, Murphys, Hobgoblins, Troglodytes, to…
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                          • tezzajw (42)in #bitcoin • 8 years ago
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                            Bitcoin Cash Retrieval From Old Multibit Wallet?

                            I'm using Multibit Classic Version 0.5.19. I have had a tiny amount of bitcoin there for a while. I have not touched it for ages before the fork, nor afterwards. How will I…
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                            • tezzajw (42)in #xwing • 8 years ago
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                              Time for the Double Ds...

                              I have been extremely hesitant to try them out. They have been played by others with much success and I resisted the urge... thus far. The power of those two extra cannon…
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                              • tezzajw (42)in #monsters • 8 years ago
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                                Wandering Monsters Table

                                On a D10. 1 - Hobgoblin 1 2 - Hobgoblin 2 3 - Hobgoblin 3 4 - Ogre 5 - Troll 6 - Goblin 7 - Murphy 8 - Bus Stop Brigand 9 - Energy Leech 10 - Fucktard Does it even…
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                              • tezzajw (42)in #rfid • 8 years ago
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                                A few easy steps to RFID chip all of us...

                                Step 1 - Put RFID chips in pets. Surely, no-one will complain about being able to easily identify their lost cat or dog? The RFID chip is of great benefit! Step 2 - Put RFID…
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