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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck Before Chuck Norris Got There?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, until Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to their trunk. Come again for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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thejokester (50)in #joke • 6 years ago
This Joke May Be Hard To Swallow
Tina's friends used to tell her that her jokes sucked and were in bad taste. When they finally came to see her first comedy show, she got her revenge by making sure she wasn't…
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thejokester (50)in #joke • 6 years ago
Against The Normal School Of Thought
When a whale goes out of their way to give a big upvote to a minnow that's been stuck swimming in circles. Follow for more really really ridiculous jokes.
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Never Settle
A time lapse of a girl's dating app quest to find her perfect match for sexy Instagram couple photos. Follow for more really really ridiculous punchlines.
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
The Powering Up Effect
The before and after when powering up my 2.404 liquid Steem. I know what you're thinking... "Sorry, Baby, it's just not enough," but I'm pretty Confident. Follow for…
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Not Sure How To Slice It
I'm not sure if this is the best thing since sliced bread or if it's just been a while. Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Getting Right To The Punchline
If I have to dress like a cute unicorn to get some attention around here, dog gonnit I will!! Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Self Reflection
When people ask if I'd like to have children, my answer is usually yes, pending a clause to put them up for adoption if they turn out like this. Follow for really…
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thejokester (50)in #joke • 6 years ago
Don't Try This At Home, Kids
Make sure you do it outside, far away from adult supervision... Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Hoe Hoe Hoe
Unsurprisingly, the prostitute was able to identify who tried to pay for her to sit on their lap on Christmas Eve... ...all of them. Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
But She Said I Was The Best She Ever Had...
The moment you stumble on your girlfriend's secret old porn actress profile and realize your relationship is now royally fucked. src Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
It'll Be Far From A Free Fall
Marvin logging in to put his life savings* into Bitcoin Cash* at the top of today's big green candle. *Don't try this at home. Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Was It Heely Worth It?
In desperate need to make rent, a high end stripper heading home after a sketchy appointment in the outskirts of town. Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
A Very, Very Small Chance
After weeks of collaborating with MIT research scientists, we've concluded that there's roughly 1% chance my joke posts will earn more than $0.01 in rewards without…
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punchline (69)in #punchline • 6 years ago
What's so funny?
This will be the last installment of "What's so funny?" for a while. The goal of this project was to try and bring some much needed humor to the Steem blockchain (A.K.A. The…
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
In The Dumps
My new comedy account trying to make it on Steemit after @punchline's last day. Thanks for giving me the jump start so I can hit the ground running. source Follow for…
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Thanks A Lot, Amazon
With demand for North Pole delivery services going to be thin this year, Blizten took the initiative to enlist in the Air Force reserve for extra income. Better hope…
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
SMTs Got Your Tongue?
The last remaining Steemians finally seeing a real smart media token for the first time in 2020. source Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Where Mom's Fantasy Meets Reality
The moment you realize that your daughter is starring in the Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild video you treated yourself to... source Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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thejokester (50)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Taco Tuesday - Relief For Long-Term Steem Holders
What's that you say? You've found a way that we can still live off of our Steem earnings!? source Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.
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