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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #funny • 8 years ago
Caught in a tornado
Four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado that hits a state funeral they're all attending and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 8 years ago
An Arab
An Arab at the airport: Name? Abdul al-Rhazib. Sex? Three to five times a week. No, no... I mean male or female? Male, female, sometimes camel. Holy…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #funny • 8 years ago
A magician and a parrot
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 8 years ago
Love & Marriage
Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 8 years ago
Looking for a wife
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #new • 8 years ago
Trash Into Power
Sweden has always been ahead of its neighbors when it comes to reducing its environmental impact. To make power, the country does something unique: it turns trash into power…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 8 years ago
Two Russians
One Russian asks the other. "If you had two cars, would you give me one?" The other one replies "Of course". The first one asks again "If you had two horses, would you give…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 8 years ago
Like your thinking
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK. He replies, 'None , they will…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #funny • 8 years ago
Working Very Hard
A martial arts student went to his teacher and said earnestly, “I am devoted to studying your martial system. How long will it take me to master it.” The teacher's reply was…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #poetry • 8 years ago
LOVE
Love does not rejoice in injustice, but rejoices in the truth. Everything covers, everyone believes, everything is hoping, everything suffers. Love never stops.
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #funny • 8 years ago
Blind Date
" How was your blind date? " a college student asked her roommate. " Terrible! " the roommate answered. " He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce". " Wow! That's a very…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #poetry • 8 years ago
Toothpaste
I want to kiss your lips, I want to play with your teeth, I want to know what your tongue is like ... Hey, do not be mad at me, I'm just your toothpaste!
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #new • 8 years ago
Happy Valentines day!
Last night I got a message from the sky. The gods complained that the most beautiful angel escaped from them. Do not worry, I did not betray you! Happy Valentines…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #funny • 8 years ago
Auntie
Is it really true that everything between Rosalie and you, Michael, is over? A whole year you were keeping company. Just imagine! And did you tell her about your rich…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #funny • 8 years ago
Doctor, please hurry
"Doctor, please hurry! My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #cryptocurrency • 8 years ago
UCASH
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 8 years ago
Believe it or not 2
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 8 years ago
Believe it or not
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A snail can sleep for three years. All Polar bears…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 8 years ago
Friday is Fish Day
A husband and wife came for counselling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they…
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tomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 8 years ago
The Air Bag
A husband and wife are driving down a country lane when the wife turns to her husband and says, “I can’t live like this anymore! I’ve been having an affair with your best friend…
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