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Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.

@bencwarmer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (16/6)

Actually laughed. Out loud. Nice work :) Is you @captaincryptic that we're thanking for this new token and all these fabulous Dad jokes??

Yes it is. Thanks for the kinds words. !LOLZ

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

@consciouscat, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (28/10)

Awesome. I laughed at this one too @captaincryptic (probably because I'm a bit of witch). Now to learn how to do this whole lol thing :P