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What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

@yras, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (15/6)

Man, now I'm on a scrolling fest reading every single freakin' joke here :P I think you're onto something. This could get addictive :P