Wow. Just wow. We've had quite the pair of mothers... pickling their respective livers, much to the detriment of their children.
I'm glad you're writing again! You're one of the best and most authentic writers out there, particularly when it comes to the nitty-gritty of the human experience.
Thank you, dear Guy From Denmark, for providing a safe and SOBER place to begin writing. Again.
We are a pair, aren't we? Forget the mother's, they have nothing to do with our remaining in this space.
Right down to, "Look at that hair."
And you blushing, red as a tomato.