Finish the (sad, but true) joke.
Why doesn’t Stinc test their code before release?
7 years ago in #anotherstincfail by berniesanders (77)
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Because we're in Beta... for eternity
ah Betas...just like any bad game developer they see it as an excuse to just push out whatever crap they want without taking responsibility.
Because amateurs.
My oh my the heat I took over that exact QA fail stance yesterday in #witness and steemspeak.
They have a "it's good enough standard". I'm guessing they are Americans and are waiting for the drive through window to open.
I send them Love and Steemy blessings anyways.
what it is about
They know what the bugs are. When things get out of control, they pull the plug. It helps to stay centralized with cult-like witnesses.
testing beta..You want to try??
Because they are almost broke and cant pay for a propper coding team and better co-workers.
Thats not so much a joke punchline, but just maybe the sad truth...
Stinc sending 800 000 Steem to @alpha a few days before their entire chain crashes. What a great way to instill confidence in investors!
One word. Sweetsssj... or however you spell trophy.
That is a trophy? Like trophy wife?
something like that.
Because they just don't give two fucks.
Meanwhile in Steemit headquarter:
Hi Ned!
I have no idea,
Cuz they Stinc?
I don't know :O
I have no idea, why?
Just go up to someone and breath in their face" 😂😂😂Dying 😂 "Excuse me, in trying to decide whether my breath stinks" 😂😂😂😂😂
Because every one is beta and eternity.
too eager to get everything going quickly ?
We all are their test cases
we are beta marmotte :(
Because code in not a real.
We are Stinc's guinea pig
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Because like a Goat, they ate the paper instead of reading it.
They were too desperate to see their dream come through. very sad !
Fking B E T A
. . .
Absolute nonsense
Really no idea about ..
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And... I got nothing...
Alpha Fux, Beta Bux
I do not know what that is ...
because we are
#beta4life
Because we are in mode where
Best
Everyone
Test S
All
Because they have industry-leading developers who don't need to bother with such trifles. And there is always Andrarchy for some spin, when all else fails.
Thanks to those who fixed things again, though; could well be a different set of people.
Like any real developer you test your code changes in production because nothing simulates as well as the real thing and because you like to live life on the edge. I've brought down a site or two in my day lol for trying to be a smartass
Not sure of the joke but how the hell does steem climb as the chain is completely fucked? Green spikes all day as steem block chain sat broken. How does that instill confidence in investors? At this rate thry only have to completely shit the bed 5 to 10 more times so we can reach $7 steem again.
releasing the code early was the test.
This is a space station. Do not touch anything!
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I believe it was due to Russian medaling. They must have hacked steemit, that is the only explanation.
Because it works on their computer!
alpha beta gamma
which version you like most?
because the internet
Bernie I am such a tech noob so I am not sure why as far as your question goes.. but I think you are an absolute legend and I always wonder who is the man behind the Tomato?! I know who it is.. It is 'The Fun Guy'! hehe @berniesanders