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That's not lava. That's his burning desire to watch you. Here's another trick. Stare at him staring at you in a dark room for as long as you can. Then look at a wall or the ceiling. Good times!

Uh oh, now he's in my white ceiling. How am I supposed to sleep tonight?

I think you'd be better off just putting on some coffee and forgetting about sleep tonight.

"Dooty whoodoo, dootywhooddoooo, oooot oooot oooot". Uttered with best, high pitched Outer Limits voicification.

Have a vote for attempting to hum the Outer Limits theme song in text.

Nailed it!

Haha!! Comments like these make steemit great!