Just something I wrote for the holidays!
Mr Clause steered clear from drinking beer around his reindeer
Causing confusion as he feared they would not be able to steer
If he was drunk he would not be able to function clear. Reindeer's hate the smell of beer
As any holiday suggests the stories are usually designed for children and kids
So when you mention alcoholic beverages it's considered morally improper
Crazy, even wrong to suggest even though we all live in the same world.
And struggle to find the differences and lines we should amend
Mr clause casually caused his reindeer to claw at the very fabric of time
Sublime causing him to travel faster than any nursery rhyme and the speed of light
Turning water to wine, celebrate the birth of Christ enlightened by blight
And see the light at the end of the tunnel