Hi again, as I got a late start on episode 3 of Cinema Caffeine, I've found myself wanting to get the extra visual parts out of the way first, as I really don't like doing them in comparison with the video and voice editing.
I've been bogged down doing a logo design for a dumb piglet that probably won't pay me. I hate logo design, but I wanted to help out someone in need. That was STUPID!
Crazy infographic
In the film I'm covering, there's a vaguely familiar looking alien monster called the Gargon, who is supposed to grow to "millions of times" the size of its 12" larva.
So, I did the math to show how ridiculous that would be. Even at 1m times larger, its size would be Everest look like a grape in comparison... did these B-movie writers even math, bro?
Scottish E.T.
This is more or less an elaborate attempt at making a weak joke fly. But, seeing E.T. as a highlander is pretty entertaining in and of itself. More photoshop than illustration it would seem.A bit of a hack job for me, but whatevs!
Some nice shorts to conclude the post
Again, not super funny in and of themselves, but they're part of a larger joke... which I'm sure isn't funny, but forcing an unfunny joke is ALWAYS funny! :D
Today will be filled with the magic of unpaid bills and the wonder of parasitic jerks posing as clients, as I wait on pins and needles for a decision from the guy I interviewed with !
I also had a good meeting with a local videographer, so it's not like I'm just sittin' around poppin' pills and staring at NetFlix.
Amigo que bueno volver a ver a ET jaja que feo es,lo disfrute mucho en pelicula y ese dedo con la luz siempre con el ,muy buen trabajo y que pantalon mas lindo,creo no sea para ET jaja,saludos y gracias por su ayuda de algo me sirve porque esto va empeorando economicamente amigo ya no hay dinero que rinda por devaluacion de ese bendito bolivar,un abrazo
Wow, you're really good at design stuff! I need to learn, teach me mastah.
Haha wish I'd done something else with my life :)
Something like what? I have many choices right now, always looking at all the possibilities. Life is too good for my own good.
Maybe raising ducks or something, I don't know... Mostly it's that the people I know in business are snakes and liars... hard to build a livelihood when next to no one is reliable and honest!
Really nice to see Steem on the rise again. After the next bull run, I can maybe reinvent my life!
An ET who is pretending to be human and knows about human culture :P Nice work!
Never been to Scotland. I knew a few people from there. Most were pleasant to be around, but this other guy, Gary, was very foul-mouthed and hot tempered!!
Never a good thing ;>)
I like your jokes, be proud of them. They are you.
Keep this fun stuff coming.
Long live creativity!
I had my doubts to this person's sanity and I should have ran off immediately :)
Sick shorts!
I would have thought the E.T. would get more comments haha......
Humor gets us through the day... and smooths the bumpy roads along the way.
If I ever become a success, I want to make fun of everyone I've ever worked for :)
Humor gets us through
The day... and smooths the bumpy
Roads along the way.
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Ah yes! ET phoned home to be told he had a gig bagpiping PS: Wear your kilts dude.