To: Roy Batty @roybatty
From: Renee Nouveau (BlockCorp Inc)
Subject: Position at BlockCorp
Dear Mr. Batty,
Your body of work has come to the attention of our mysterious hooded figures hanging around outside the boardroom on Floor 13. They would like some staff portraits done and could offer you a Directorship. Our last Director of Marketing and Design resigned suddenly due to 'mental health reasons'.
Please let me know if you're interested in the position.
Warmly,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
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