Gold is a shit investment, it’s hard to transport and can easily be stolen or seized.
It’s a good hedge against the end of the world. So is silver, and every few years I buy a dozen boxes of shotgun shells.
It’s fun to play with. You can form a psychological attachment to it. Much like Satoshis.
Bitcoin however can be sent anywhere, anytime, and can exist in my head, and cannot be seized or impounded. That is tremendous utility.