The Fork of The Forks

For beginners this upcoming Fork means chaos, whether it will be hard or soft, it will not be pleasant to eat pleasantly with this fork. There will be massive panic. There will be food chaos. Some people may go hungry for weeks. And others will use all the forks they can find. Some will have to invent new forks.

But that's not it. There's even more.

This fork may be used as a deadly weapon. Some people might go through painful events just by seeing this fork. Chinese will try to own the "Fork of the Forks". And they will try to hide it, and use it's powers. To no avail. The fork will find it's owner.

Who is... To be announced one day.

But until then, wait for 1st August. And while waiting, get ready for chaos. Buy some bulletproof vests if possible. Beware of those who understand the powers of this fork. For no one may, and no one will. Only time will tell how this fork, will fork you.

Best,
The Oracle of Fork
a.k.a. Forkless Fork

P.S. In order to not get forked, due your own diligence. This is no fork advice. Due your own diligence. Do not afford what you can lose, otherwise we will all be forked.