First, complain about how Coinbase, in order to gloss over their Bitcoin Cash unveiling, basically a slick insider deal where the American CEO ran off and replaced himself with an East Indian CEO, as if that will restore confidence in the site ... bitch about that.
Second, make sure it is know the new CEO is not an American, but an East Indian. Make sure it is know doing transactions on Coinbase have actually gotten worse since the instillation of said East Indian.
Finally, post a snarky but absolutely factual comment "never send an East Indian to do an American's work." Bada boom, soy boy moderator BANNED me PERMANENTLY -- everything happening in one day.