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a little i think

im not impressed with siri, but i can't wait for AI personal assistants to help me in the future

tell me a funny joke

wise words sir!

right...that accounts for a lot

do you know any unfunny jokes?

mexicans have loco-motives?

You didn't specify a "clean" joke

tell me a riddle then

I give up. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Tell me another riddle