A milenia ago, the scariest creature of the forest was spawned into being. That creature was known as Rootbear. Spawned from the mind of @saywha , vectorised by @satchmo, marketed by @clevercreator purchased by @holoz0r
For you see, Rootbear, is the cause of all disease, famine, and fidget spinners. A malicious beast that until stopped will continue to destroy the world as we know it.
I'm not a handsome man, and I don't believe I do this shirt justice, however, while wearing it, I am imbued with all the powers of the forest. I can bend steel beams with nary a finger. I can stop a ICBM from destroying a children's school. I can uproot the tallest trees, and most importantly, I'll steal your lunches. (The shirts are deceptively slimming!)
Do you want to be as ruggedly unattractive as me? You too can gain supermodel looks and styling with a purchase from Not Shakespeare's School. (Deal with it, I purchased two, to support Art.)
Good post bud! Funny thing is if they were cheap Steemit just bought and designed a shirt for you haha. All for standing around looking like a bearded Australian :P!
Not to be confused with an actual
Bearded Australian (Dragon) of course haha
Looks like the healthy eating is kicking in.
You're still a terrible person, but you're not a fat, terrible person.
Hahaha! Love me a friendly jab.
Really look like you're protecting your yunk there...
Looking good! Keep it up team, you're crushing it. Hopefully I can order one soon :-D
Once my wife lets me know what size I am, I'll be ordering one of these fo sho!
Art It Up!!!
You look grounded :)
Looking amazing as always mate!