He can tell you I don't have a mean bone in me. I don't yell at I yelled at one employee once because he he drove me off a cliff almost. But it's like it takes a lot for you to get me to that point.
SourceAnd think about the one employee that decided I'm going to push every single last one of your fucking buttons today. And the kid did it. You know, and I said, you know what? Get out.
You're fired. But it was very, very George. George, I would have lined up my whole staff at the beginning of the day and say, which one of you wants to get slapped? I'm not that guy.
All seriousness, George, for everything I've learned about you so far, I bet you're going to find someone or multiple people to help while you're there. There's someone that needs your help and you're going to find them. Here's the decision I made.
I've learned that a lot of Americans suck at civics because our education system sucks at teaching civics. So, I mean, I'm not not going to put my political bias into it because I don't think that does any purpose, although I might sprinkle it here and there and tell them this is my opinion. I do believe I will try to teach people civics.
I'm packing a constitution. A lot of people ask me, what are you bringing? I'm bringing a pocket constitution. I'm bringing the Bible my my grandmother gave me when I was 11.
I'm bringing a staple standard white notepad. Hopefully that makes it in and they don't force me to buy it from commissary because I read that they will charge you fifty dollars for a dollar ninety nine notepad. There's something to be said about the prison industrial complex, by the way.
They're selling fucking Twinkies for five dollars. I mean, they have to be making banging profits. I mean, I'm thinking maybe when I get out of prison, I open a prison.