Don't randomly message people you don't know. Instead spend some time in chat rooms getting to know people and try to follow along with the conversation a bit.
I literally just met you, this way. Sometimes a faux pas brings something marvelous! Your advice is powerful and helpful and I am so glad you are alive!
Nice to meet you, albeit under direct violations of one of your guidelines.
:p
Just :p ? I was hoping you owed grace me with a word or two. I suppose I should take what I can get. You are pretty awesome.
it's late. and been a long month ... wipes brow. will catch up with you over in slothland :)