Something Like That

in #blog2 months ago

It's a real party. I sent the invite to a couple of people. They thought it was a joke.

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It's a real party. Are you going to have enough Xanaxes to pass around from when you emotionally spiral and drive us all into a spiral? I think you're going to need it. I'm just going to start banging pots and pans when it's time or something like that.

Who's pots and pans? Who is that? I actually don't have any pots and pans yet, so maybe the neighbors, going to knock on the neighbors' doors. I want to be friends with Zantani now. That's it.

I'm following her. I thought you were talking about somebody named pots and pans, Zantani. I'm going to have more parties on my terrace.

Same rules each time. Do you have a hot tub on your terrace? We're not allowed to have... Yeah, Hanson, can you get back into office? You don't have a hot tub on your terrace. It's not legal.

I mean, how not poor can you really be? It's not legal in the city. You can't have... That's a me glitch. That's a me glitch.

We need Hanson back in office so he can get us hot tubs because I want a hot tub really bad. I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

I'm sorry. Hanson, would you vote for a hot tub? We'll talk about it at the next new online contact party. Zantani, I genuinely love this invitation.

It's so unhinged. I'll invite you to the next one. Oh, Zantani, I want to come.

You can come, Miss Lou, but no one else. Only cool people, like I've said before. Now, anyone else listening, if you're wondering whether you're cool or not, you're not.

Sorry. I knew it. Maybe I shouldn't have asked to step up.

Gary, are you coming with me? Do you want to be my first one? I just heard that, Hanson. I'm not cool, so I better step down. Gary, you can be my first one.

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