You're A Constituent

So that's why most straight men only dream. But thank you so much, Lou, for being here. Uh, Matt, I want to go to you.

You're a constituent. I love you, kid. You're 19 years old.

You have, you have so much spunk in you. It's so fucking incredible. I, for those of you don't know, Matt, Matt is probably, he is one of the sharpest tools in the shed.

He is hot and, and, and like hot to the point on any topic and he researches and he's a good kid. And I just adore having conversations with him. His grandma is also a hoot and I can't help it.

But you know, uh, Matt, what's up, buddy? Hey, George. Um, you know, this is, uh, a really, really sad moment and it goes back. Um, I was actually back at school and, you know, I've been in New York, um, since, uh, March, um, because of my grandmother and, uh, it was a tough thing and you actually really saved her.

Um, and you lifted her and unfortunately she's, uh, going through leukemia, uh, right now for people that don't know. Um, and you really lifted her and, um, she is, um, you know, very worried about you. Um, and, um, uh, I guess of all, all my friends who were constituents are also, you know, super worried and we're really sad.

And, um, in fact, you go past your, your office and we say, oh, that's where, you know, George is and, um, it's, it's really upsetting to us. Um, but no, you have been just incredible. I don't know who I'm going to go run to when I cause an issue with one of my professors, uh, you were there for two of those battles.

Uh, you gave me solid advice and guess what? I've worked on that and I actually got Dean's list somehow. Um, so you can't fight uphill battles your whole life, especially when you're 19. Although I did defeat a professor.

So don't get cocky. Yes. Um, he slipped up and it's not common that they slip up like that.