It is my greatest honor to go to work at the White House everyday and keep this great country safe with the men and women of Trump's National Security Council.
As National Security Advisor, I will never apologize for promoting democracy, freedom, humanitarian relief nor for protecting US interests at home and abroad.
The president has entrusted my office with top level intelligence gathering capabilities so that we are able to respond swiftly and forcefully to any national security threats.
Working closely with various intelligence agencies of the USG and our partners in the private sector, we're pleased to announce that US national security has never been stronger and more robust. For several years, we've worked hard to improve our coordination with private security contractors to better protect America's present position on the world stage and to fortify this great nation's future.
To commemorate the deep bond we've forged with our colleagues in the private sector we'd like to shine the light on one of our greatest partnerships with Stratfor.
Although malicious whistleblowers leaked a fair amount of sensitive information through Stratfor's email correspondences, we feel that Stratfor represents the best and brightest in the field. As such, we look forward to even closer integration in the future working hand and glove to provide the highest quality intelligence to inform our president on key geopolitical matters.
Stratfor On John Bolton
I'd like to take this opportunity to showcase Stratfor's professionalism and commitment to excellence in the field. What better way to do that by highlighting some of their intelligence prowess than to do a LIVE search, right here and right now!
However, we'll first need a subject... hhmm...
Aha! Let's just keep it simple and enter the search:
J-O-H-N-B-O-L-T-O-N
And we're off...
Let's see...
Let's see... what do we have here?
Aha! Here's one...
Let's bring it up.
I just walked by him. His mustache and look of anger was undeniably awesome.
I'd hate to work for that guy.
https://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/14/14845_re-social-john-bolton-.html
In the world of realpolitik, there's a well known proverb that:
"It's Better To Be Feared Than Loved"
With fear in their hearts, our enemies will always think again before attacking the US and it's NATO allies.
Yes, my mustache IS "undeniably awesome"... just ask the ladies ;)
And yes, YOU WOULD HATE TO WORK FOR ME because unlike you, president Trump and I are playing 5-D chess! We're on a completely different level.
So, there you have it!
Once more, another example of pinpoint accurate intelligence provided by our private sector partners, Stratfor.
Simply, incredible.
I was going to end the search here, buuut... now I'm curious.
Let's do one more search and see what we can find, shall we?
Good!
Okay...let me scroll down and...
Aha, another one concerning, a one, Mr. Bolton.
Let's pull it up and find out what we have here...
This one is from 2010 and is titled:
Re: G3* - IRAN/ISRAEL/US-Israel has '8 days' to hit Iran nuclearsite:Bolton
I'm not one to toot my own horn but I've been on Fox news dozens of times now warning of the impending Iranian threat to Israel and the United States.
8 days?
Well, obviously it's a TYPO and 8 days is actually referring to 8 years!
No doubt about it, this piece of intelligence will demonstrate my expertise in the matter...
Oh, George Friedman! He writes...
https://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/17/1799748_re-g3-iran-israel-us-israel-has-8-days-to-hit-iran.html
Bolton is a complete fool, something that I don't often say about leaders.
However he is both stupid and ignorant and is not to be taken seriously.
This is uuhh... there's only one explanation for this.
Somehow, the Iranian regime and their cronies have infiltrated Stratfor. With assistance from Russian and Cuban proxies the Iranians are engaged in a coordinated disinformation campaign.
Any verbal violence and intimidation against U.S. diplomatic personnel, or the National Security Council Advisors themselves would represent a grave assault on the rule of law and will be met with a significant response.
We will not be intimidated by the Iranian threat and we stand shoulder to shoulder with George Friedman and the Stratfor intelligence community.
Due to the circumstances, let's close things off today with one more Stratfor email and leave on a positive note.
Alright... okay...
Here we go...
Please Trip Him.
kthnks
That'd be a piece of cake. He already walks at a huge forward angle.
At this time, I'd like to make an official response to this assault on US National Security.
Stratfor and their cronies are using the threat of violence against the US president's National Security Advisor and former UN ambassador.
Any violence and intimidation against U.S. diplomatic personnel, or the National Security Council Advisors themselves would represent a grave assault on the rule of law and will be met with a significant response.
We denounce the illegitimate former US intelligence partner Stratfor. Let me reiterate - there will be serious consequences for those who attempt to subvert democracy and harm NatSec Advisor John Bolton.
The president, just now, has authorized a further investigation into the Stratfor threat of violence and intimidation towards the NSC recently discovered in the Global Intelligence Files.
For the record, I walk at a "huge forward angle" because I'm always packing heat.
Is that a WMD in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
To be continued...
This post is simply a masterpiece that should be used as a template in how to conduct diplomatic relations amongst nations and the general populace of the globe. I must say you had me giggling pretty hard on this one.
For this reason, I present you with the gifts of 50 American stars and a generous serving of freedom fries. And of course, a nice bottle of Coke to wash it all down😎.
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If you don't mind... I'll take that Coke bottle off your hands when you're finished. Got a water boarding later on.
Hmmmm interesting concept... I think you could be onto something there. Sounds like a new and improved water boarding technique, involving gaseous liquids. Not only would it make it harder to breathe during the torture, but it could be a good way to bump coca-cola stocks. A win win for freedom and democracy!
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Capitalism always win-wins.
Cola Boarding has been experimented with, believe me. The sensation of drowning in gaseous liquid is the next level in enhanced soda boarding. Detainees can now choose cola, grape, orange and diet 7-Up depending on preference.
Some progress is also being made creating a completely Ketogenic menu in the rectal-feeding department.
Oh rear end cleanse boarding... 😂😂😂
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