I can't count the number of times I've done something really stupid and my annoyed girlfriend says something along the lines of "Why would you say/do that?!?" Before reading this book, this may have turned into an argument.
But after learning these lessons, I simply reply "Because I'm an idiot."
Your girlfriend might argue that you've been an idiot long before you read this book. lol
–The Girlfriend
Hey, girlfriend. Quiet!