Was killing time at work and saw a meme about losing your paycheck to slots. Got curious and typed a few things into Google, which led me straight to Galactic Wins. Thought I’d throw in a cheeky 50 bucks and maybe flirt with someone in chat. Ended up chatting with a milf from Australia who told me she’d teach me poker in bed. I told her only if I could go all-in. Now we message every night and she's begging me to visit her in Melbourne. Worth it.