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I have no words. Sorry guys, this is gonna be tough to beat.

That was probably actually placed there by software that matched something like "German" in the text of the image or something...

It was on some diply dive of parenting fails, so only fitting an obvious joy division child.

You must have intimidated all the potential contestants. Here's some money for ya! Congrats!

Thank you much, sorry more didn’t enter, steemit is turned into a ghost town while it sits under a dollar.