Sort:  

Ah yes, welcome my friend. It seems I have fewer and fewer friends everyday. Someone should do something about all the guns in this country so that they stop shooting themselves multiple times in the back of the head.

As my father use to say, "its better to shoot other people than shoot yourself". You should shoot your non-friends, like a balancing act.

Posted using Partiko Android

Those are wise words. My father told me he was going to get a pack of cigarettes. I am now using my Clinton Foundation to try and locate how far away that convenience store must be.