Sort:  

I'm sorry I promise that will never happen again!

Stop excessively saying sorry like a Canadian!

I apologize, what was I thinking!

I don't know. I smoked a joint and now I can't remember much about the things before and the stuff they did, or whatever. What?

It's okay. All that matters is we had fun and learned a lot. Here's your lollipop.

Dude. Put that thing away man. We talked about this.

No this is the other lollipop.