I was tempted to go with "I ate snails in Crete on my honeymoon (and yes, there were disgusting)" except I've eaten snails and they were boring and chewy but not disgusting, and I imagine you did honeymoon in Crete.
"I have had seven people in a two seater sports car" - of course you have. Back in the days before mandatory seat belts we all squeezed more people in a car than could actually fit, and what's more we were all drunk.
How about "I have been shot in the head, in the same spot, three times" - nah, I think you have - in Paint Ball!
No, I'm going to go with "I have been shot at, by people using my own rifle"
Well it is nice to see someone actually thinking this through. You may have overthought it however ;-)
Wouldn't be the first time I've overthought, or overspoke :-}