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  1. You have the slowest lawyer
  2. I don't care about your third leg.
  3. I don't care about soccer that much either
  4. But enough to know that your teams coach is not Kloppo

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That damn Nazi and his sexual football. I see how he kisses all his players, that's why they run like animals.

I'm also pleased to find out you're not a bot. All this while I thought a robot was sexually attracted to me

You wouldn't believe what the German national coach does...
Kloppo is just gearing up for that job

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That's an interesting angle. He doesn't seem like the type of guy that will be satisfied with a national team job though

Yes. He has too much fun doing what he does now and he will probably keep doing that for a few years.
Eventually he will take that national job.
Also: !BEER

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Hey @belemo, here is a little bit of BEER for you. Enjoy it!