The Lovely Santa Diaries
Christmas Movie Reviews: The Search For The Perfect LSD Christmas Movie Continues In 2019
The Lovely Santa Diaries, A Search Of The Perfect LSD Christmas 2019 (Year 4)
Welcome & Merry Christmas! And just like like Walmart, we are starting a month early this year of LSD, 2019!
Here is how our LSD Christmas Search goes down. Every year, starting the day of Thanks Giving, we only watch Christmas movies, searching for, rating, and reviewing, the most bizarre in Christmas Films.
And of course, we enter the most prestigious LSD Christmas films into grand and glorious, Lovely Santa Diaries, to be forever celebrated by all, for all, and beyond, into the future worlds of Christmas LSD Film history.
There are films, and then there are Christmas films. Both come with many genres and sub-genres from romance, comedy, action, horror, etc. If the genre exist in film, Christmas films got it too. Movies are all about suspended belief. The special thing about Christmas films is that it is a double suspension from belief. The LSD really takes over when you add a fat man in a beard and suit. The rules go out the window and the colors scream!
And as mentioned, like Walmart, we will be starting a month early to find the LSD Christmas film of the year! This year will be the first time ever that I have a co-host and she is an LSD Christmas Movie Buff!
The night of Halloween 2019, the first Christmas film was watched! It has begun! So dive in, join us! Watch what we watch, comment, and enjoy! We will be dropping Christmas songs and Videos
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List Of LSD Christmas Past
The Most Recent LSD Christmas Reviews
A Christmas Story Documentary: Road Trip For Ralphie 2013
★★½
Holy what the wow fack, my goodness this is PURE LSD TO THE CHRISTMAS BONE! It's a complete winner when it comes to the foocked up-ness that is this weird ass, no way, no how, no reason for being. I mean who the f-bomb do these people think they are making a movie like this and calling it a movie.
It is the worst car crash I have ever seen, and you can not stop watching it, and when you are watching it, you are wasting your life completely, just like you do when you take LSD that makes you trip like this... It is a waste of life you hippie!
I will be honest, I mean I always am when it comes to these reviews. the truth reviews of Santa Diaries that are Lovely. It's a life style after all. but I have only watched half of this film, and i am conflicted about going back in, as i know it will be more of the same fuuckary. Or will it? Or will I will it to magically turn into the greatest film of all times. As it truly has potential to be such....
Maybe I will finish this film.... Maybe on Christmas night as the grand finale LSD Christmas film of the season. I don't know if i can handle the pain. But if I do, this film could end up at #1
I Truly think every human must be made to watch this film. it is that sadly important.
The rating of 2 and a half stars is a conflicted. I partly wanna give it 5 stars. I kinda wanna give it 0 stars. So for now, it is going to sit in the middle.
Do yourself a favor i think and watch it.
The LSD Christmas Films Ranked Chart
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Pottersville 2017
★★★★
So let's talk about this film here. of course you know I am the LSD Christmas guy, but I also enjoy a damn good film too. And a damn good film about Christmas is better than butt sex. As well, a butt sex filled Christmas film that is darn good, always, normally, brings the LSD. And Potheadsvile does just that. Btw, No spoiler alert. There is absolutely no butt sex in this film. Spoiler Alert! There are Furries though.
So yes I liked this movie. I had very high expectations going in as god himself is in the movie, Micheal Shannon! He is great as always. I mean he is god so yeah. The rest of the cast is full of faces I had seen before. Whatever, god is in the film.
It's weird, it's Christmas, It's Bigfootastic! I am a fan but there is still better LSD Christmas films on the black market.
What did you think Kitty?
Basically, this movie is one of those cheesey Lifetime original type stories if LSD was actually involved. Every new twist surprised me and nothing was cornball. That's all I really want from a Christmas movie now but it's also a genuinely good film.
Also, I do not engage in butt sex.
The Christmas Chronicles 2018
★★★★
I have seen it before, and I have said it before. This is a Christmas classic. It ranks up there with the best. Snake Blisken. This is just a good movie, and it is pure LSD Christmas gold. This film will always be on the Lovely Santa Diaries list!
Kitty? what did you think?
Did I watch this movie? I've been trying to remember for the past five minutes. Even after seeing the poster and reading the excellent review above, I couldn't recall. I've been told Kurt Russell is in it. It would be cute if Goldie Hawn played his wife.
**
Unaccompanied Minors 2006**
★★½
Well shit yeah! They did it! They managed to make a movie that I thought was made in 2016, but was really made in 2006. Rob Riggle is in it and that means this movie is world class. it is a complete piece ofSanta Diarrhea that fits the LSD mold pretty well. That fucking silent kid from Bad Santa is in this film too, wearing the same outfit from Bad Santa. I could imagine what it must have been like to be on set with him. All the other kids looking up to him, him looking down on everyone. Cuase he knows and they know he was in fucking Bad Santa, so fuck you!
I really loved and hated this film but not in the way you think i did. and what ever you are think you are wrong. this movie is great!
what did you think about it Kitty?
This movie is notable if only for it's star power. You couldn't make this movie today - Mindy Kaling! BJ Novak! Wilmer Valderamma! You'd have to bring Wilmer back from the dead to make this now! Enjoy!
Santa Girl 2019
★★★
Santa Girl!
Wow! Yes, starting the LSD season of right. This one is a weiner of a winner. It is complete shit and that is why I love it. I mean it does a good job at the LSD part. And it's a good movie for one that sucks. I Absolut-ly love this movie and I will watch it again in Christmas's to come. There is some good old fashion humor in it. Hahahaha. Fuck yeah! Watch it.
What did you think Kitty?
Full disclosure, I only actually SAW the first 5 minutes or so and listened to the rest playing on my phone while plucking my eyebrows. I have a lot of eyebrow. That being said, A+ for sound quality. Other things I enjoyed about this film include it's not stereotypical leading ingenue type heroine, the Asian elf girl character/actress (Brian thinks she was a real elf), and it's terrible production value.
Holiday in the Wild 2019
★½
This one f**ked up film is all about LSD. It's a Christmas rip off of Out Of Africa. A pourly set up romance that goes goofy. well no, I wish it went goofy. The only goofy deal about it is how clearly it is to see what will happen next.
I wish I could have laughed at this one more.
Rob Lowe what happened? you use to be so beautiful baby.
Holiday In The Wild Is A Bad LSD Trip gone nope!
Christmas Break-In 2018
Christmas Break-in. We have not yet reviewed this film, and might not ever. I mean maybe we will. I remember kinda liking it, but fell asleep.
Tiny Christmas 2017
★★★
This Tiny Christmas has a lot of LSD up in it. The trip is just as good as it is bad. There is better LSD Shit good bad Christmas films that belong graded higher than this Tiny one. That means it is worth the drug fulled ride through the hells that is being Tiny at Christmas. When Cats and Dickhead Stupid white ladies can't seem to realize that the fucking neighborhood kids have been shrunk. I mean this bitch tries to kill these tiny kids. wow! So yeah you can see why I like it. But it is still not full on. These Nick folk have made a better version of a LSD Christmas film. The one with the Fairies from that Fairy cartoon they got.
I can not ask Kitty what she thinks... She did not watch it.
Drinksgiving 2018
½
No. No good LSD Christmas Movie here. I know it is a fucking turkey day movie and maybe that is the problem. But other than that, what the hell are you doing? stop. just stop.
Holiday in the Wild 2019
★½
Well well well well well well well what do we have here? Welp.Do do do, da da da, This is bull poop with a bitter tast of LSD. the puppets scared me and I loved it. This is the movie where every actor looks like another actor that you like better than these. But I stayed with it until I fell asleep. But i didn't miss a thing! wait, where are we? I wish there was more sex and blood.
What did you think Kitty?
This movie made me not want to be a puppeteer anymore.
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