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Description
"Follows a young couple who take a remote backpacking trip through the Pacific Northwest and face sinister events leading them to realize that everything about the place is not as it seems"
The movie starts with the couple going for few days of hiking, this soon turns into a surprise marriage proposal which the girl declines and things get a little tense between the 2.
She has issues with her parents marriage falling apart and suffers from severe anxiety.
So far so good, the movie is going along swimmingly with no major problems.
This all changes when she goes to have a shit.
Yes she has toilet paper on hand, that's not the tissue sorry Issue.
As she is about to take a huge dump she notices a cave which looks a bit spooky so as anyone would in the middle of nowhere she decides to go in.
She sees some weird substance on the floor (no not that)
She turns around and screams and......
She has changed!!!
She is acting weird
Is she possessed?
Is she constipated?
She now decides she wants to marry this guy wtf!!!
She asks him to propose on the same cliff side where he had the day before.
Idiot says yes
So this leads us to the same place
He gets on his knees and proposes
She proceeds to kick him in the balls and push him off the cliff
The dude splatters down below on the rocks
Until this point it was a decent movie and I use the term decent loosely
The movie falls off a cliff much like the dude however the viewers never hit the rocks and the movie doesn't end the pain just gets worse with every scene.
We still don't know what's happened. The girl is now running frantically through the forest where she meets an older couple. Just as she is getting comforted by them and things seem to be settling.
Along comes splashed on the rocks guy???
Not a scratch
He seems absolutely fine.
But he isn't
He kills the old couple
He then turns on the girl.
When did you know? he asks
When i went for a shit she doesn't reply
It turns out when she entered the cave and screamed she saw her fiancé strapped to the wall and realised the person with her was not him and it is infact an alien in his body.
Yeah a fucking Alien
So now the alien wants to kill her.
Then the alien is overpowered by the hosts feelings and loves her
Then she jumps in the ocean and a shark bites him
Then she runs some more
Finally the alien takes her form and becomes her.
So she bully's the alien and the alien who has now taken her form suffers an anxiety attack and then she smashes its head with a rock.
As she is now safe and driving off the voice appears on the radio and says your fucked.
There are then meteors falling from the sky and the movie ends.
So that's it.
That's everything that happens
I wasted 1h24mins
So you don't have to
I will definitely skip this one! Loved your review.
Thank you very much.
This could be my new career lol
We will just call you Ebert.