七情六欲中食欲最可怕。

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长这么大觉得自己总结的两个经验特对，一个是跟不喜欢的人出去吃饭一定要抢着把单给结了，另一个就是，所有伟大的公式都是简洁的，所有对的解题步骤都是顺的，所以如果你解出了一个魑魅魍魉的数字，那一定是错了。

最伟大的公式一定是用来计算七情六欲的，所以等同于所有关乎七情六欲的解题步骤一定要是简单明了的！这句话画个重点。

就像所有感冒药只能缓解症状和，和对症治疗一点关系也没有。最好的治疗是卧床休息，让你的身体和病毒泡在一起，多喝白开水或者橙汁，七天之后，你如果不死，感冒自己就跑了。
爱情是难题了吧，感到爱情，没有任何办法。血管里的激素嗷嗷作响，作用的受体又不在小鸡鸡，跑三千米、洗凉水澡也没用，蹭大树、喝大酒也没用，背《金刚经》、《矛盾论》也没用。最好的治疗是和让你感到爱情的姑娘上床，让你的身体和她泡在一起，多谈人生或者理想，七年之后，你如果不傻掉，爱情自己就跑了。
然而，七情六欲中食欲最为可怕。碰上食欲你没办法置之不理他自己就消失，你一定要处心积虑的去填满它。南街的烤鸭太腻，学生街的烙饼太远。半夜百爪挠心的时候你就算泡泡面也得把食欲填满。一边吃泡面还要一边流眼泪，世道不公人心不古，所有悲怆的往事涌上心头，化作绵长流水手里叉子的动作又快了几分。

食欲的填满有时候不止于物质上的满足，有时候真是想想都觉得洪荒之力澎涌而出。半夜梦醒时分，想起了24小时的粥铺，杨国福麻辣烫，街上随便一辆三轮车支起的米粉铺子，冬天路边的红薯摊。接下来的漫漫长夜，异常满足，却无心睡眠。物质上的匮乏却带来了精神上的充实，在眯着眼的遐想中你早已随着食谱踏遍了大江南北，见识了祖国的万里河山。

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