The COIN-DESKE.
I, COINSTRADAMUS, believe it to be an indispensible tool. I would not be able to write my prophecies if not for this sturdy apparatus which separates my naked lap from the precious and pointy tools-of-my-trade.
Its primary feature is a horizontal slab of grained wood, polished with expensive woodoo-hide to an optimal shine. Underneath rests a construction designed to uphold this heavy oblong, which understandably needs a rather sturdy physique itself.
But! Fear not, for the unused space in between the four buttressed legs has been ingeniously endowed with a means of storage. Some canny craftsman has engineered it so that I may pull on a golden handle, and outwards pops a hollow casket – perfectly fitted for the hole, I must add – in which one can deposit as many scrolls or Ledger Nano S’s as one desires.
The COIN-DESKE. I really don’t see how I would be able to perform in the CRYPTO-MARKET without it.
If you will excuse me, the physician advised me to ingest foodstuffs with a more than usual amount of roughage, so as to properly exercise my intestines. Something to do with a ‘Sedentary Lifestyle’. I find it takes an inordinate portion of my day to crunch through bushels of uncooked carrots, let alone this disastrous volume of unprocessed cane.
Yours in DIGESTIVE ORDEALS,
COINSTRADAMUS
Disclaimer: all-knowing and wise though COINSTRADAMUS certainly is, he is at once an old, increasingly creased and oft-mistaken dodderer. His CRYPTO-ADVICE should, in all honesty, be taken with the largest grain of salt available in your vicinity and ingested purely for comedy purposes.
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Ah! COINSTRADAMUS foresees in the immediate future your DONATION entering my tip jar – the necessary fuel for intuitions, predictions and imaginings yet to come!
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