2021 Summer Blockbuster

in #comedy3 years ago (edited)

Da na... Da na, da na... Da na na na, da na na na. Da na na na da na na na dun dun DUN DUN DUN!

The clot thickens!

JABS, coming summer 2021. Horror. Ages 12+, no informed consent required. Free ice cream.


(Don't be sorry if you didn't laugh, this one is a bit macabre!)

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Come down for your injections kiddies.
We have ice cream!

Hehehehe....... YIKES!
If you don't laugh, you'll cry, I guess.
And if you don't cry, you'll scream. If you don't scream, you'll shit yourself.
So, laugh.

LOOL! Perfect. This is gonna go viral :) It would make a good protest sign lol

For sure... the tall kind on a handle. I'd pay decent cryptocurrency to have somebody make that up for me!

We think the clot thickens is the funniest part. There could be a porno parody called The clit thickens.

The Japanese distribution study just released had the concentration of the injection's nanolipids in ovaries still increasing when they stopped observations at 48 hours. Such a parody would be too close to the truth!

 3 years ago  Reveal Comment

Summer blockbuster but the movie theatres are closed lol

Yeah but if you're really good, and make it to level 3, and take your magic needles, you'll get to go to the movies again (with restrictions)! Wooooo!

This is great.... in fact it could be the start of a series of such movie posters.
I'm surprised it hasn't done a little better! $5 for this clever masterpiece!?

 3 years ago  Reveal Comment