A dangerous terrorist has been detected by the United States security forces at the migration offices of the JFK airport in New York.
It was learned that Disguarpe al Salam was identified by the security cameras of the airport after entering the country.
He was last seen at the Freedom Monument in Manhattan Bay
The tactical teams of the NYPD moved to the vicinity of the bay to be prepared for an attack.
But having no evidence against Disguarpe al Salam, they had to leave it free and only their steps were monitored.
To the astonishment of the authorities, Disguarpe al Salam gave his final attack, but not in the traditional way. It simply mocked the United States of America by reducing freedom and not destroying it as expected.
So was the freedom in the USA
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For this round I will nominate @mariqyes and @theborges
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It feels like you might have reduced the freedom in Canada as well.
The idea is to reduce it worldwide
It feels like you might
Have reduced the freedom in
Canada as well.
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I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
¡Jajajajajajajajajajaja!!!! Genial. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gracias, ya la mente no me da para escribir nada serio...
Lol nice one though. You really fucked with the concept.
Something of reality