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Hi johnthefelon,

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Nice song, @johnthefelon. Is anxiety contagious?

Anxiety is more contagious than HPV. Or is it HIV? I dunno. Like our president, I get those confused.

i really thought a phone was ringing in the middle of your recording....then the lyrics about your mom calling got sung. lol... great song!

LOL. Thanks.

I'm looking forward to the rest of this. Will John Waters play Stan?