Wanted to visit Ted Baker in Amsterdam but they were:
(Buckle up for more puns)
My tie-ming was off! Anyway hatts off for that great pun of Ted. I shir-t do love it. Ted shoe-d get a prize for it!
It sock-ed greatly that I couldn't go in to check their collection. Their clothing style is jean-ious. Also their fab-ric, in short, is just fab.
I should take a tux-i to go home now. Made so many clothing puns. Hope they suit you XD
-THE END-
I nominate @egotheist and @suesa for the comedyopenmic (because everybody knows germans have a great sense of humor).
Source image: Photo by me
Merchandise :D
There is a MathOwl shop which sells my artsy fartsy stuff. If you got some spare money head over there. I have really cheap stuff available like these stickers They are an absolute hoot.
Hi mathowl,
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This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
Despite all the time vest-ed in reading it, These puns went over my head, I was basically standing underwear they flew.
My a-polo-gies
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My brain hurts. Please stop
I can't stop I am a pun-atic
I'm not funny.
that in-fuhrer-riates me
pretends to not have seen this
germans are good at that too :P
Woah, dude
Sorry I was too real for a moment
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hahahaha
ah, you are a pun-atic right down to your comments
Enjoyed it :)