hello this is my first entry

nominees:
hello I invite you to give a view, if you want to participate @alax and @asianguy
If you want to participate here I leave the contest link and the rules:
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-36
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/4pmdkb-comedy-open-mic-round-rules
contest provided by: @comedyopenmic
Hi opiman,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
Judges:
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
Thank you
Well, I think it's funny :) haha
I like that you have fun
I bet that house gives mouthwash and toothpaste.
It's the safest
...way to make sure no kid comes to the house ever yup.