What's wrong with her

in #comedyopenmic8 years ago

This is to all stubborn girls out there and to all frustrated guys.

Guys don't kill yourself because you want satisfy her during sx. If she doesn't scream when making love to her, just bite her niple.

*I hate stubborn girls..

Lemme comma b going

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dont forget to nominate two people :) .. btw.. I followed your advice.. I am writing from jail

Lol Jail ..wow thats tough, coming to bail you out. Which station??

You're a kinky little fuck now aren't you.
Please do what the pig said

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I think i'm not following this particular advice! thanks anyway.
and as the other judges said... you should nominate! go edit the post ;)

And that may be the moment she decided you aren't screaming enough either... and bites your BALLS!