Don't Enter Comedy Open Mic Round 2 | "Monday Meme Dump" Is Going To Be A Thing

in #comedyopenmic7 years ago (edited)

What? What's that judges?
Well, what can I say.
You didn't mention exactly how to include it in the title, did you?
If ya'll see a new rule addition in the next contest, you know why now.

turns to the audience

Ever thought about what could be the prime example of being lazy?
Look no further because you're looking at it already .
This post.

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"Hi mom! I'm on stage!"

2 Birds 1 Stone(d To Death)

Well, what'd you think was gonna happen when you threw that stone?

That's right. Not only am I participating in a contest as of right now in this instance, but I'm also introducing you to a new series that I will be starting, coming Monday, titled:
Monday Meme Dump.
Yes, I've considered joining acrobatics for the next Olympics.
2 posts in one, how else does one pull that off?

What/Why This Series

Reason

Posting multiple individual posts just for a meme is nothing short of spamming our followers' feed. So, to keep my blog looking shiny and neat like how it is (no you don't get to argue otherwise) I thought of making a collection of all memes and then posting them in one post.

Benefits

How this benefits you is - now you can waste more of your time in my meme posts while contemplating if you should unfollow me.
How this benefits me is - I'll have lesser followers...wait what. No! That's not righ-
Genius.

Example

Take a peek at how it'll look like:

Monday Meme Dump[or Contest Entry?(OR Monday Meme Dump?{OR CONTEST ENTRY?!})]

1. A bit of self psych-up first

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Let us not deplete the reward pool of Steemit and provide every minnow an equal chance to earn fairly for their quality content into which they put a lot of effort.
No, stop! You're killing the mood! This is a comedy contest, you're supposed to be funn-

2. Knowing your spam and knowing you're spam

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It is important to know the difference between genuine, encouraging comments and low-quality, spam comments. This can be done so by knowing what spam comments are and ensuring you don't commit those mistakes.
Wait, what?! What are you on about? Where's the joke in tha-

3. The one that's troubled by ban-

STOP CUTTING ME OFF YOU PIECE OF-

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How often do we complain about issues in our life? Why don't we take action to solve them, instead? Let's take a pledge to solve our problems instead of spreading them.
Fine. You know what? Let's lose this stupid contest. I didn't like it in the first place anyway...
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Hey...where'd you g-

4. When you're drunk AND philosophical

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Huh. That...that was actually...funny. Not the caption though. That was terrib-Totally relatable. Ha ha ha. Am I not right, people?

5. Tag that half-witted friend who never gets it

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This faeces is illuminated A.F., family.
Haha that actually is. But please stop with the captions already. I feel like killing myself.
So hey, you're not so bad after all huh.
I think I'm actually starting to like y-



Thank you for reading!





@yesaye was her-
OH GODDAMNIT

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Sweet, Monday meme dump on a Friday.
Can't wait for Tuesday's Thursday meme dump.

Things are gonna get really messed up when I miss Tuesday's Thursday meme dump and post a Wednesday's Tuesday Thursday meme dump skipping explanation on a Thursday. I'm lost now.

nicely done @yesaye, good self-meme-dump 1st entry look forward to seeing your next post, remember you only have 1 more this week so get some inspiration and post your best

👍 👍 - Aliens sure do upvote alot

p.s. go through the other contestant, upvote at least half a dozen that you like, see if you can pickup a tip or two especially from the winners

Thanks @dj123!
Yup, I've already checked out a cool entry by @diebitch and seems like roasting the judges is an Express ticket to $$$ haha.
I'll check out some more entries now!
Also,

Aliens.

Chaotic and corny. Nothing wrong with that!

But what exactly is considered wrong in this fragile lif-
ENOUGH!

Haha thank you Mr. The Writer/Artist Himself!

You are soooo funny! I'll wait for the memes!!!!

Lookie here boys, guess who caught a whale! ;P
Thanks a lot @janicemars, your comment's good for my self-esteem.

HAHAHHAHAHA!!! You made me feel like I've actually done something really inspirational for you!

But...you did.

I have also been trying to create these habits but still struggling :(. Reading your post giving me thoughts that I should put some more effort.
thanks for this wonderful post. :)

Haha looks like you commented on a wrong post of mine. Thanks either way! And all the best.

ooppsss... I was reading your another post and then opened this one and this happened.. :D

Understandable~
pssst, you may upvote that post also :P