I can't answer why, but soon, very soon they will come and put a lithium-ion battery in your car, and there will be no way you can reverse the zombification. Quiet and clean you will roll down the street in search of brains!
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I still have a 1994 Mazda MX5 1.8 in a secret place ...
I fear it will all end like this:
Newsflash 2029 - The last of "the loud and dirty four", the combustion terrorist with the codename, Ocrdu, has been seized in Solingen, Germany by ECPC, the special EuroClean Police Commando. He was riding a camouflaged Subaru Outback packed with diesel canisters, probably meant for an illegal Trabant-club in Dresden. The man who is suspected of the 2025 sound-horror in Amsterdam where up to 25,000 people had their night sleep disturbed by a 1965 specially tuned Shelby Daytona, can expect one of the harshest punishment in the EU: the Dutch "Back to Nature" program for habitual eco-criminals.
There's a whole comic book story right there ...
Now you mention it...
Please do get my likeness right.