Upvote me or I will summon @nonameslefttouse and his famous 'Shit Post of the Day' award.
No... wait... it's seems he's fresh out of this award today, covered in shit we must be right now.
Fk it then, have a bounty instead, i'll bribe my god damn way to the top! Ahh nuts, just spent 5 x your max vote.... I'll never be a whale, but your vote will help!