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Will do, after fajitas.

I nominate @dirge. Very authentic, from the faggot dick sucking to the whirling punk rock action that was an epic pit without calling it a pit - he just described it - and use of instruments as weapons. He even mentioned a Dean guitar which is pretty deep punk. So deep! /bows to dirge's punkrockness

And this:

Their eyes black and empty, they were ass-and-dick-swinging-naked

I just imagine dirge has been saving that phrase up it's so good and funny!