MY ANSWER
Hmm, there is this saying from our elders that goes like this: Bowo eku ba se to lo n fi o ri (wherever the rat's hand reaches determines wherever he scratches his head). So, as I am, ehn, my hand is not so long enough for me to squint my eyes and send 400 fucking steem to a stranger. But if this so happens, here are the five first steps I will take.
- As I am a sharp, practical gal, I won't waste my time going to prayer houses. Because instead of vomiting my 400 steem, they will still demand just about enough money to send me racing home to my village people. Rather, I will turn CIA overnight using the only weapon I have, the username, to track down the criminal who is at large (yes oo, he/she is now a criminal in my law court.)
- Steemit search engine is my first course. I will go through the person's profile picture, location, cover picture...even wallet (if the person just manage to have more steem, oti ro go niyen, he/she will smell me)
- Because I know usernames don't exist in a vacuum, they must have sprouted from somewhere, I will go to Discord, search channels and groups for a similar name. I will go on Telegram, all the social media apps and look for someone that matches the specs on Steemit engine (the only thing that will pain me is the data I will waste.)
- When I do find the criminal, I will chat him/her up, and we will beome friends, by force, by fire. I will then spill my guts in the best possible way. I will request for my steem. If all I get is a strong head, then I will change the game to a hunger game. I will chat the person up via another number and wound that person into a steem doubling crypto scam to get my steem back. @illuminatus gon sef that used to say he is not a scammer will be the head of operations of my scam plot(he will get a commission)
- And yes oo, I cannot but post very sympathetic posts, constantly, like that of @surpassinggoogle to draw people's attention. I will talk of my poverty, how sombori unwittingly snatched my only source of glory, and how if not taken, I would have used the steem to "support the community" by changing to steem power and helping out with upvotes. Trust me, big big whales, will come and upvote my posts. They will even turn my blog into the ocean they swim in.
And bam, just like that, it will be a win-win situation for me, 400 steem with a lot of extra sprinkles on it. So maybe losing my steem to an unsuspecting stranger is not such a bad idea.😎