Break Up With Anyone And Monetise Your Emotional investment In Five Easy Steps.
Step One:
Take your soon-to-be-ex on a vacation to see the Mayan Ruins.Step Two:
Pamper your little moneymaker with daily spa treatments, filled with perfumes, avocado mask, cucumbers over her eyes and massages to relax her delicate muscles.Step Three:
Proudly parade your matured asset in front of the nearest tribe of cannibals.Step Four:
Explain to the chief how she was just tenderised and marinated.Step Five:
Negotiate price.