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RE: Next Contest. (BEST SHORT JOKE)

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introvertspeaks (-8)(1)in #contest • 8 years ago

Girl: How much do you love me?

Boy: If my heart is a cellphone, then you are the SIM card--so it means you are inside my heart. <3

Girl: So sweet! :)

Boy: (Sigh) She doesn't know it's dual SIM.

@bigram13: Wahahahahaha! :p

8 years ago in #contest by introvertspeaks (-8)(1)
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    marlon241982 (53)
     8 years ago  

    BANG! haha!

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